"Jeans" like a wife

The so called Jeans,which used to be BLUE in color and which doesn't come in any ordinary color anymore(only rewashed,stripped or stoned) reminds me of " the spouse" .I have more then a dozens of jeans(not wife) ,but unfortunately i like to wear only a couple of it and when i am within it ,i live with it.The same goes for a wife ,if you get a wife fit to a "T",quite understandable,believable ,you will fit in and will never come out.what a thought ,isn't.HI HI HI..